Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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