butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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