I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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