it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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