Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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