Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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