I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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