Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
you had me at cake vodka
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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