do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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