is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
