Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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