Non-Jews are for practice
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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