So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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