He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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