Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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