so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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