And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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