is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
