just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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