Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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