I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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