We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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