yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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