Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think a kid would responsible me up
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
