so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
