She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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