id be glad to
i think my mom watched the whole time
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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