I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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