we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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