That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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