party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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