omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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