All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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