Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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