so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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