Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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