He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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