Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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