Dual....:-)
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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