Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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