so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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