i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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