And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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