I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
A+ Viking dick
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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