I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I love having hate sex.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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