I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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