i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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