please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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