so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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