soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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